Hey guys! We’re gonna try something new this week. We putting out a call for derby names from listeners. Here’s the slate of games coming up this week. Give a name to one of these match-ups, and we’ll choose the best to use on the show (with a call out for you). Contact us on twitter, Facebook, or just in the comments section below.
It’s the international break, so there’s not much happening, but here are the three games available:
Chicago Fire vs Atlanta United – Sat. 4:00 pm Eastern
Sporting KC vs Montreal Impact – Sat. 8:00 pm Eastern
Portland Timbers vs. FC Dallas – Sat. 10:30 pm Eastern
And just for shits and giggles, how about a name for the ultimate derby:
Mexico vs. U.S.A – Sun. 8:30 Eastern
If you’re feeling particularly ambitious, throw out a prediction as well. Why do you all show Dave how it’s done.
Chicago v. Atlanta–The Big-Ass Airport Derby
KC v. Montreal–The Very Very Blue Derby/Le Derby Très Très Bleu
Portland v. Dallas–The Fuck Portland–I’m Wearing Red Today Derby.
Mexico v. USA–The Perdone A Nuestro Presidente Idiota Derby
Haven’t both Chicago and Atlanta burned to the ground before?
Chicago vs. Atlanta: The Big Fire vs. the Sunken City Derby
Water beats fire, 2-0, I’ve played Pokemon
KC vs. Montreal: The Impact Sports Derby
1-1, There’s no winners in Impact Sports
Portland vs. Dallas: The Lesser of Two Evils Derby
Called for hail with any luck
Mexico v. USA: The Wall Debt Bet Derby
Come on, 3-0, the only wall is gonna be Mexico’s goal line