If you’re seeing this and you’re exciting to be hearing a two part episode of the show, I hate to disappoint you. This is just a stand alone show. Hopefully we can make it up to you by directing you to the movie catalogue of the brilliant Mel Brooks. Trust us, your life will be better for perusing those. As for the show, this week Dave and Carol discuss the History of U.S. Soccer, all the way back the Pilgrims… no really. Also, a heartbreaking story about a little girl whose team was disqualified from a tournament because some idiots thought she was a boy. Enjoy!

Pilgrims? Seriously? Seriously.

https://www.ussoccer.com/about/history/timeline

And here’s the article about the little girl from Omaha:

http://www.wowt.com/content/news/8-year-old-girl-disqualified-from-soccer-game-because-she-looks-like-a-boy-426397041.html